frieeeeeeends

Yesterday was chilling day after crazy sunburn and loads of walking and so I'll use this update to tell you about the people we have met here in Auckland...

1) Loud Smelly Tie-dye German
Loud smelly tie-dye german is a fellow dorm mate of ours, as you may of guessed he is very loud. Example; MOVIE NIGHT - clearly about 15 people are sat down to watch toy story 3 and german dredlock man comes over and starts talking very loudly (in german) it seems he cant speak without being really loud. Last night I was trying to sleep and I could here him from THE FLOOR BELOW!
He also smells really bad, I almost vomitted this morning when he walked past me to make eggs.
He wears tie-dye clothes and is annoying.

2) Eddie and Kim
We were invited to play monopoly last night with Eddie and his girlfriend Kim after our shambles game of scrabble (none of the words we used were actually words and Dan spelt faint "Fiant")
They are normal people, we havent met many normal people so that was nice, Eddie is from NZ and Kim is from South Africa and they've just finished a 4 week holiday around the north island, n'awwww

3) Snory Jew
Snory Jew or "Alan" as he likes to be called is located in bed number 8, above mine. He snores in his sleep alot and sounds like darth vader, one night he even woke himself up. To refer to previous blog posts he is "annoying girls" american bitch. I discovered on over hearing a conversation that he is jewish.
Dan is not a huge fan of the jews.
Furthermore snory jew owns a box of 12 eggs (it only has two remaining eggs but has space for 12) but the packet has "6 fresh eggs" on it :/ I cannot understand. I was trying to get a picture but failed as he has moved them!

4) Platform Bitch
Platrom bitch is the annoying rude inconsiderate italian I wrote about before but has now been named platfrom bitch due to this...

(PICTURE OF PLATFORM SHOES)

I can't get the picture to upload :( check it on facebook though, she has stupid platform shoes.
We were taking a nap earlier and she came in and clearly saw us napping yet still slammed the door on her exit!
How rude.




In other news, we went up the sky tower today got some awesome views up there.
Theres glass on the floor aswell which is wrank!
Take a look at the pictures on facebook ;)
xxx